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Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (1 hour old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 hour old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 hours old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 hours old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Gordon Brown can't take a hint! From Munzly in Armchair Revolutionaries (3 hours old)

I recently signed a petition on the official Number Ten website asking Gordon Brown to resign. The petition was signed by over 72,000 people. His majority at the last election was 18,216 votes. … more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 hours old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (5 hours old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (11 hours old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

Lemmy Peerage News From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

I got a very charming letter from David Cameron this morning about my proposal for a peerage for Lemmy. In it he says "This is certainly an interesting proposal, and I am sure Lemmy would live… more

This is how its done From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

A lot of people round our way are whingeing about the local council having given us wheelie bins for food and garden waste. Personally I think they are much better than the bags because you can do … more

I Haz it Off! From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

Fat Munkey putz I in a box an takz I to the vetz thiz mornin. Vetman pokes me about an puts a cold fing on me chest then he sez I is much better, no mor flaky skin, so I'z can haz me trumpet off so… more

I'm keeping this simple for Alan. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

I'm going to keep it simple because Alan Johnson has problems understanding science, evidence, truth, and above all he seems to have enormous difficulty understanding classifications. Or perhaps he is… more

Four Great Religious Truths From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

My thanks to a Canadian friend for this Four Great Religious Truths During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: … more

Gordon Brown the Nuttyness goes on From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

Hardly a day goes by without Boredom Groan digging himself deeper into this drugs nonsense. His latest offering on sacking Prof Nutt is that its dangerous to be sending out mixed messages about drugs.… more

My Deleted Tags From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

Only a few but still bloody annoying customer-don't-care-a-bit-thanks | peter-cushing-must-have-needed-the-money | let-the-train-cause-the-strain… more

I have been foutering...hours of fun fun fun! From bunstan in Bunstan McFunkstan (2 days old)

Myspace Glitter Graphics Add Glitter to Pictures… more

The fuss about tags. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I'm a bit baffled, I must confess, at the fury that has broken out here. On occasion, I have pointed out to people that they have forgotten to separate their tags with commas, resulting in a huge tag … more

Underground etiquette From kirky in Mental rambles (2 days old)

I loathe travelling on the London underground during rush hour. It’s not so much the crush or the crowds but rather having to have to deal with the constant rudeness. The two examples from this morn… more

In fact, that's just so shit... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (3 days old)

How the fuck else am I supposed to tag "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"??????? Its the name of the fucking film. God I am pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not chance am I paying for this a… more

Destroy my blog history please! From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (3 days old)

Some of the tags that have been deleted were very important to me. Especially the Tess ones, but hey thanks for doing this bcuk! And to be informed in a message WITHOUT links to the blogs so I can… more

just in case you were wondering From HektorRevisited in The Windhover (3 days old)

So these are my deleted tags - goodbye to them all. Missed perhaps will they be by some. Kind refraines. good-luck-on-sunday-mr-juzzzy-sir | in-commemtatorium-of-the-foundation-of-his-most-ches… more

Now Gordon Brown goes Nutts From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (3 days old)

I have to admit I have been enjoying seeing that class traitor Alan Johnson being exposed as the megalomaniac idiot that he is over his sacking of drugs advisor, Professor Nutt, for daring to disagree… more

Mad eyes, part 94. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (6 days old)

It is clear now that Alan Johnson wants to be our next mad eyed prime minister. We already know that he does not believe in science, or actual truth, or evidence, preferring rather the views of th… more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more

Whatever happened to Ladybird Books? From prydwen in Good Old Days (6 days old)

"The highlight of my childhood? It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where yo… more

Clarkson on Detroit From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

"God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place." … more

When you know you are too old to Trick or Treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Nicked from Miss Cellenia 10. You get puffed out from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone … more

What lurks under your bed ???? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Most countries have their equivalent of the Bogeyman, here are of the best. 1. There are many theories about the origin of the word “bogeyman.” One is that it devolved from “buggy man,” the driver… more